Happy mother´s day

Well I don´t know if mother´s day is the same day all over the world...but today it´s mother´s day in Germany;-))...so I thought this little funny text would bring a laugh to all moms;-))

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been
on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has
germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, 'Mom, how do you know all this stuff, you are so
smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom
Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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Ich hoffe, alle Mütter können heute einen schönen tag verbringen, wir gehen jetzt gleich auf einen Familiengeburtstag. Ich habe heute vormittag allerdings zwei schöne Wichtelpäckchen ausgepackt, wer neugierig ist, spätestens morgen werd ich posten, weiss nicht, ob ich heute abend noch dazukomme:-)